Santa raptor’s first book

 Santa Raptor’s Jolly Carnage: The Dino-Claus Tale You Didn’t Know You Needed


What if Santa traded his sleigh for claws and a hunger for justice? Meet Santa Raptor, the wildest twist on Christmas you’ll ever experience! In Santa Raptor’s Jolly Carnage: A Dino-Claus Christmas Tale, this festive velociraptor brings joy to the nice and terror to the naughty. This book is perfect for readers who love dinosaurs, holiday fun, and a little dose of chaos.


What’s the Story?


It’s Christmas Eve, and Santa Raptor is on the prowl. He’s delivering gifts to good boys and girls, but beware—if you’ve been naughty, you’re on the menu! This isn’t your average holiday tale. It’s action-packed, hilarious, and full of dino-sized surprises.


With every page, you’ll be rooting for Santa Raptor as he spreads holiday cheer (and fear) in his own prehistoric way. It’s the ultimate mix of Christmas magic and dinosaur mayhem!


Why You’ll Love It

1. Dinosaurs + Christmas: Who doesn’t love a good mashup? Santa Raptor brings a fresh, exciting twist to traditional holiday stories.

2. Fun for All Ages: Whether you’re 12 or 112, this book will have you laughing and gasping at every turn.

3. Perfect Holiday Gift: Know someone who loves dinosaurs or quirky tales? This is the perfect stocking stuffer.


Who Should Read This?

• Kids and adults who love dinosaurs 🦖

• Fans of quirky, offbeat stories 📚

• Anyone tired of the same old holiday tales 🎅

• Readers looking for a good laugh 🎄


Where to Get Your Copy


Ready to join the Dino-Claus adventure? Grab Santa Raptor’s Jolly Carnage: A Dino-Claus Christmas Tale here: https://a.co/d/8m9zwME.


Share the Dino-Claus Fun!


After reading, share your thoughts (and your favorite scenes!) on social media using #SantaRaptor. Let the world know about this dino-mite holiday tale!


Santa Raptor is here to make this Christmas unforgettable. Whether you’re cheering him on or hiding from his claws, one thing’s for sure—this is a story you’ll never forget. Get your copy now and join the holiday carnage!


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